Thursday, July 23, 2009

My Wireless Mouse Receiver Broke

short


list of things that make an act of masturbation insufficient:

  • arms are never long enough.
  • arms (especially the wrists) will inevitably tire of the third coming, the vagina, by contrast, never gets tired.
  • must have tits too big for the scope language.
  • laughs a pursuing their own breasts, with the devolution that entails.
  • fantasies are so good that we believe them.
  • Normally, when we wake up the bed, dizzy as we hit that stayed.
  • remain short arms to embrace you need.

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